Oops they did did it again, or he’ll be me for awhile and I’ll be him

By Jodi | Filed under In the News, Westbergesque | Comments (5)

I am not sure what to do about Paste magazine who despite my best intentions refuses to believe that I am not Paul Westerberg. In today’s post on their site they seem to think Our Man Paul is bored with Sarah Palin, job hunting, and my eyebrows too.

What is a girl who is not Paul Westerberg to do?

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Read more | Comments (5) | | September 25th, 2008

Your quarterly reminder — I’m still not Paul Westerberg

By Jodi | Filed under Thx the mgmt | Comments (47)

Dear Mike,

I am not Paul Westerberg. I am Jodi. I am sure Paul would love the fact that you like the way he sings eyes in Be My Darling. He’d also be thrilled that your cat says hi. However, I am not Paul Westerberg and therefore I cannot answer your questions regarding the release of 49:00, 5:05, or 3oclockreep on CD.

Keep on keeping on,
Jodi, queen of the underground, who is not Paul Westerberg

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Dear Guitar Maker,

I am not Paul Westerberg. However, I am sure he’d love it if you sent me a handmade guitar.

Love you in the fall,
Jodi, queen of the underground, who is not Paul Westerberg

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Dear Chris,

Thank you for not assuming I am Paul Westerberg. I truly appreciate it. However, I am not a man.

Sincerely,
Jodi, queen of the underground, who is not sporting a chain

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Dear Chris, Rob, Sid, Tommy, Bob, Kim, and Dopey,

Thank you for not assuming I am Paul Westerberg. I appreciate it. Also, I am sorry you missed the download of 49:00. That sucks. You should pay more attention. I am sure if you Googled hard enough you could find a download, somewhere.

Sincerely,
Jodi, queen of the underground, who is not Paul Westerberg

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Read more | Comments (47) | | September 8th, 2008