blasty said:

Hey Smoo, how's your cloning research coming along? We've gotta do something quick before we end up with a whole lot of broken hearts around here.The Clash lovin' Westerwoman to Westermale ratio is slanted , and not in our favor!

Sorry Blasty, but it is coming along very slowly.   I haven't had much time to worlk on it lately because of my planned WesterWarrior hit on Neil Diamond.  And then my season tickets for the Phillies ties up another 81 days every summer.  But I will keep you posted.

Yes, it will be the social event of the season.  It is unfortunate that you will be unable to attend but it is noble of you to offer your body so I can attempt to transplant Strummers brain into it.   Then the Clash reunion can go on as planned.  And your body, at least will be my best man so its a win-win scenario for everyone.  Except that lame-ass Neil Diamond.

blasty said:

It may be a short marriage, Smoo. Having Strummer's brain in my head will make me irresistable to a CLWW.

If it's any consolation, you can have Diamond's brain, if the lions don't chew it up too badly.

The future is unwritten……

Once again I have been outfoxed.  I may have to settle for a Talking Heads-loving Westerwoman.  Not as exotic, but there are probably a few more of them around.

I saw a Talking Heads lovin' Westerwoman on Craigslist a couple of weeks ago, but I was to late. She was snapped up within a couple of minutes of placing the ad. You have to be really fast if you want to get in on a bargain like this.

But at least this confirms that they exist, though.

You've gotta be careful when dealing with Craigslist. There are a lot of fakes being represented as the genuine thing. Last week, a friend of mine picked up what was said to be a Westerwoman, but when he got her home and unwrapped her, she turned out to be a Parrothead. Of course, the seller couldn't be found to return her, and now he's stuck with a huge Margarita tab, and his salt  bill is through the roof.

Caveat emptor.

Jodi said:

For the record I am a rollingstones-wilco-matthewsweet-lizphair-mikedoughty lovin' Westerwoman, and you can all blow me.

It's the Liz Phair thing that blows the whole deal. Not many Westerdrens that are interested in Liz Phair.

Unless she's topless.

yeah, what was I thnking? I was blinded by the Liz Phair thing, and totallly disregarded the Stones.

There's a reason they call her the Queen! 

Men are fickle and have short memories. Use this information to your advantage.

blasty said:

While RSLWW are cool, the fact is that they aren't all that rare. In fact, you can't swing a dead “cat” without hitting one. If you miss out on one, another will come along shortly.

 CLWW, on the other hand,  are a rare breed. And if you happen upon one with the name Janie Jones, you truely have the holy grail.

I say this with the fear of angering The Queen, and her quick cry of “off with his head”!!!, but the truth must be told. Even if I end up headless. Which would no doubt mess up my hair.

But we like Jodi just because she's Jodi, and, regardless of the Liz Phair thing, she's the coolest Queen in our book.

Are we allowed to like the “sex kitten Liz Phair”  or do we have to pretend that that was lame and that we only like  “exile in guyville Liz”     Because I kinda dig Liz Phair.   I also am a sucker for Lisa Loeb and her glasses.   Blasty is right though, CLWW are rare diamonds indeed.